Wednesday 30th June 1993
St Jakob's Stadion
MacPhisto: "Off with the horns, on with the show. Look what you've done to me. You've made me very famous, and I thank you. The last time you saw me, I was 5 feet 8. Now look at me – I'm gigantic. I know you like your pop stars to be exciting, so I bought these." [shows off platform boots]
Crowd: [lengthy applause]
MacPhisto: "You have a lovely country here in Switzerland."
MacPhisto: "I and my friends were out on the lake yesterday on a boat, it was lovely. We could drink the water, but we couldn't swim in it."
MacPhisto: "Now I have to take some time out to rest, so I'm going to make a phone call. I want to order a taxi to take me home, 'cos I'm very tired."
Crowd: [boos and whistles]
MacPhisto: [dismayed] "Don't get me wrong, I love you! I love you! But I live in Las Vegas, and that's a long way from here. Goodnight."
[Ultra Violet begins]
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