![]() Manchester, England Manchester Arena
MacPhisto: [sings] "Even the greatest stars... discover themself in the looking glass..." [approaches iPad on a stand; sees a devilish face superimposed over his own image] "Even the greatest stars..." Crowd: [cheers and whistles] [Man in crowd: "We love you MacPhisto!!"] MacPhisto: "Oh, hello. I'm back!" Crowd: [cheer] MacPhisto: "MacPhisto... is back!" Crowd: [cheers, whistles and applause] MacPhisto: "Although, in so many ways, I have always been with you. Though my job has rarely been easier. People... spying on themselves with their own... telephones." Crowd: [laughter] MacPhisto: "And look at you... Manky people!" Crowd: [laughter and cheers] MacPhisto: "You've never been so interconnected, yet you've never been so divided, my little... Disunited Kingdom, have you?" Crowd: [applause] MacPhisto: "It's an old magic trick, but making journalists disappear still seems to impress." Crowd: [whoops] MacPhisto: "Fear... is a man's best friend. ...BOO!" [evil laugh] "And..." [Russian accent] "I do love a bit of... polonium up the bum." Crowd: [laughter] MacPhisto: "Another win for Novichok... at Wimbledon!" [laughs] Crowd: [laughter] MacPhisto: "And Manchester? Just remember... it's when you don't believe I exist – that's when I do... my best work." [Acrobat begins] MacPhisto: "Don't believe what you hear. Don't believe what you see. If you just close your eyes... you can FEEL THE ENEMYYY! Ahhh!" |
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