![]() Lisbon, Portugal Altice Arena
MacPhisto: [sings] "Even the greatest stars... discover themself in the looking glass..." [approaches iPad on a stand; sees a devilish face superimposed over his own image] "Even the greatest stars..." Crowd: [cheers and applause] MacPhisto: "Mm... mm... b-- boa noite, my little..." [grunts and waves hand] "Senhor MacPhisto at your serviço!" [bows and laughs] Crowd: [cheers, whistles and applause] MacPhisto: "Ohhh..." [sniffs] "You know... there's a funny..." [sniffs] "...smell in here." Crowd: [whoops] MacPhisto: [sniffs] "Ooh... it's really nasty!" [inhales] "Ohh... I-- I know what it is." [sniffs] "Democrats!" Crowd: [laughter] MacPhisto: "Hah! The place just stinks... of democracy. Fucking Portugal!" [mocking laugh] Crowd: [laughter and applause] MacPhisto: "Ohhh yeaahh... your parliament! Don't any of you remember the good days, when one person used to take all the decisions?" [laughs] "My good friend, Salazar!" [laughs] Crowd: [boo] MacPhisto: "Minister for the Navy, Minister for Finance, Minister for Agriculture, all at the same time!" [laughs] "Ohh. Now... if you're in the mood for another... Minister of Everything... here's some breaking news. MacPhisto for Europe! That's the ticket – MacPhisto for Europe!" Crowd: [cheers, whistles and applause] MacPhisto: "Oh! So you don't believe I exist? Well, funny – that's when I do... my best work." [Acrobat begins] MacPhisto: "Don't believe what you hear. Don't believe what you see. If you just close your eyes... you can FEEL THE ENEMYYY!" |
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