![]() Cologne, Germany Lanxess Arena
MacPhisto: [sings] "Even the greatest stars... discover themself in the looking glass..." [approaches iPad on a stand; sees a devilish face superimposed over his own image] "Even the greatest stars..." Crowd: [whoops] MacPhisto: [inhales] "Oh, there you are." [laughs] "So, my chum, Bo-no... gets his voice back. Wunderbar! Ha ha ha." Crowd: [applause and whistles] MacPhisto: "And what is he doing with it? Singing? No... he's giving speeches about Europe! But mostly about himself. Yawn." [sniggers] "Germany doesn't need speeches about Europe from Bo-no. Listen... to... The Donald! Ahh – there's a man who knows how to put his country first. Ask The Donald!" Crowd: [loud whistles] MacPhisto: "Ask The Donald!" Crowd: [boos and whistles] MacPhisto: "Trust me on this!" [evil laugh] "I'm your man – MacPhisto! MacPhisto for Europe! Put ME on the ticket! Hey... it's when you don't believe I exist – that's when I do... my best work." [Acrobat begins] MacPhisto: "Don't believe what you hear. Don't believe what you see. If you just close your eyes... you can feel the enemyyy!" |
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