Knightmare parody of 'Crumbs From Your Table' by U2 This is about the Series 2 dungeoneers Akash and Anthony, who both struggled with the wall monster's riddles, earned no hints and chose the wrong clue objects from the table, leading them to the same sticky end. Akash and chums were arguably the worst team ever, failing to answer a single riddle correctly (among other hilarious cock-ups), not picking up an ice-pack they needed for Lillith, and trying to appease her with a gem even while she was sending the dungeoneer to his death! Anthony's quest wasn't much longer, as his entire team misread a potion label as 'poison' and rejected it in favour of an empty humbugs jar. Needless to say, that wasn't what Lillith wanted, and she once again crumbled the ledge he was standing on! Parody lyrics Not the brightest spark Just a hapless fool There was so much on offer Why did you offer the jewel? It was there for the taking What you needed to use But you replied with rubbish When he demanded the truth Cool down monster, cool off Cool down monster, cool off You speak of times and legends I need some direction I would be leaving, if I was able But I'm waiting on the clues from your table You were pretty bad at riddles It was one out of three Then your fate was sealed by illiteracy For a jar with no sweets You gave as your toll And you broke every bone When you fell in that hole You speak of times and legends But I need some direction I would be leaving, if I was able But I'm waiting on the clues from your table What you know should not decide Whether you live or whether you die Three truths you sought One is all you got Victory passes by And you speak of times and legends But I need some direction I would be leaving, if I was able I'm waiting on the clues from your table... hey! Original lyrics – audio From the brightest star Comes the blackest hole You had so much to offer Why did you offer your soul? I was there for you baby When you needed my help Would you deny for others What you demand for yourself Cool down mama, cool off Cool down mama, cool off You speak of signs and wonders I need something other I would believe, if I was able But I'm waiting on the crumbs from your table You were pretty as a picture It was all there to see Then your face caught up with your psychology With a mouth full of teeth You ate all your friends And you broke every heart Thinking every heart mends You speak of signs and wonders But I need something other I would believe, if I was able But I'm waiting on the crumbs from your table Where you live should not decide Whether you live or whether you die Three to a bed Sister Ann she said Dignity passes by And you speak of signs and wonders But I need something other I would believe, if I was able I'm waiting on the crumbs from your table... hey! Back